She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I wish i was in the wii world.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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