YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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