Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
