well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I want to have your abortion
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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