your thong is hanging out like whoa
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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