My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I don't deserve a penis
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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