Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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