Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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