did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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