I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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