Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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