Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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