i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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