DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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