Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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