i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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