doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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