smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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