rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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