this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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