I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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