Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
then he tried to convert me to islam
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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