I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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