At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
ok first of all what the fuck
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