i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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