how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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