Don't you send me to vm
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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