Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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