Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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