There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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