We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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