I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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