The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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