I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
