then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
