I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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