so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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