I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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