i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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