The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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