This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
