I want to make a zoo with you.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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