is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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