My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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