Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
