she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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