i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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