the new term for farting is butt boxing.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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