Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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