If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
