Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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