Everything about him screamed your future.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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